Listen to Why Would You Eat My Eclair Like That? I Hate You! online. Why Would You Eat My Eclair Like That? I Hate You! is an English language song and is sung by The Hungry Food Band. Why Would You Eat My Eclair Like That? I Hate You!, from the album Food Song Central: A Lot of Songs About Food, was released in the year 2012. The duration of the song is 1:08. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.