Listen to Menthol Cigarettes Are Not Nearly as Good as Poop Patches online. Menthol Cigarettes Are Not Nearly as Good as Poop Patches is an English language song and is sung by Party Boy Sings. Menthol Cigarettes Are Not Nearly as Good as Poop Patches, from the album Silent Farts, Deadly Farts! Alert!, was released in the year 2017. The duration of the song is 0:54. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.