Listen to I Dislike Shopping for Porn in the Hardware Store, Can´t Find the Right Stuff! online. I Dislike Shopping for Porn in the Hardware Store, Can´t Find the Right Stuff! is an English language song and is sung by Widows and The Gayest Monkey Lesbian Lover Band with Puking Horses. I Dislike Shopping for Porn in the Hardware Store, Can´t Find the Right Stuff!, from the album Sneezing Penis Singing About Laughing Vagina While Farting Wildly, was released in the year 2017. The duration of the song is 0:46. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.