Audra and Elisa chat stage moms, child labor laws, fake teeth, and the objectification of children’s bodies. This episode pairs best with a makeup wipe and a rewatch of Little Miss Sunshine. Images and Video Time Stamps JonBenet Ramsey Ransom Note 21:58 Honey Boo Boo Special Juice 29:40 (1:38-2:12) Toddlers & Tiaras Tantrum 35:19 (1:04) Book Recommendation I’m Glad My Mom Died, Jennette McCurdy Keep the conversation going Email us at culturecolander@gmail.com Follow us! Sources “American Obsession: How JonBenet Ramsey Gave Rise to the Online Detective,” Michelle Dean “Honey Boo Boo - Toddlers & Tiaras Clip” “Secrets of ‘Toddlers & Tiaras,’” Sean Daly “The Tragic Murder of JonBenet Ramsey,” BuzzFeed Unsolved Network “They’re No Housewives! Toddlers & Tiaras Stars Aren’t Paid A Penny,” Radar Staff “The Worst Toddlers & Parent Tantrums Ever! Toddlers & Tiaras,” TLC UK “Protecting Pageant Princesses: A Call for Statutory Regulation of Child Beauty Pageant,” Lindsay Lieberman “What’s The History Of Child Pageants?,” Gabrielle Moss