Hey you. Come share this special tin of long-lasting beans by the fire with Axel, Luna, and Quinoa in honour of Valentine’s day. This episode has a terminal case of ‘flatlining patient’ voice and some weird background noises we couldn’t edit out. Don’t worry, that’s just the sound of our fragile sanity splintering, because capitalism hits hard but depression hits harder! Also, it snowed on Monday. But try to forget about the wild fluctuations in weather brought on by climate change! Let’s instead discuss: Who was there at Ghandi’s salt- sand- salty sand walk? What council is Lady Gaga on exactly? Is it the one that’s gonna Free Britney™? Is Jeffrey Epstein Voldemort? Why is there a mention of guillotines in literally every episode so far? What council flat is Queen Elizabeth going to give her speech from this year? And no, seriously, what the F*CK is the Luna Revolution? And listen out for our topic of the week: free speech! We talk about how the battle between Gina Carano and Disney left a sour taste in our mouth, how much social media is rotting all our brains, and what, if anything, we can all do to resolve the free speech crisis, such as shout louder, topple the government, or get banned on all podcasting platforms for talking about flaying people.As always, thanks for finding the time in your busy schedule of crying and worrying about bills to listen to us!For contact details and show notes, including sources for our news discussion, visit our website at www.willworkforblankpod.wordpress.com.