The government’s grand experiment in meme-flavored austerity, the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, has ended not with a bang but with an embarrassed whimper — and its final report reads like a case study in bureaucracy gone barking mad.Created by President Donald Trump and fronted by Elon Musk as a chain-saw-wielding crusade against “waste,” DOGE promised trillions in savings by shredding contracts, slashing staff, and rewriting how Washington spends. Bloomberg’s recent analysis notes that early betting markets on Kalshi once gave DOGE better-than-even odds of cutting $250 billion from federal spending in 2025, with some believers wagering on Musk’s boast of $2 trillion in cuts. Those odds have since collapsed, just like the project itself.According to Politico’s figures, cited in a CoinMarketCap AI briefing on the associated DOGE token, only about 5 percent of the roughly 54 billion dollars in savings DOGE claimed can actually be verified. A deeper dive by Rolling Stone, republished by Project 2025 watchdog sites, argues that not a single dollar clearly flowed back to the Treasury to shrink the deficit. Instead, DOGE left behind tangled procurement battles, frozen projects, and a demoralized civil service.The harshest verdict comes from the veteran community. Veteran policy analyst Michael Embrich details how DOGE disproportionately targeted veterans in the federal workforce, gutted key Veterans Affairs programs, and helped trigger an exodus of doctors and nurses, leaving 82 percent of VA facilities reporting critical shortages. The department that was supposed to make government lean instead made access to care slower, benefits harder to process, and veteran mortgages more likely to fail.Even on the crypto side, the DOGE “government efficiency” token became a kind of meta-joke. CoinMarketCap data show it trading for a fraction of a cent as the real-world DOGE was dissolved eight months ahead of schedule, underscoring how speculation outpaced substance from day one.In the end, the bureaucracy wasn’t tamed; it was simply traumatized. The savings were mostly smoke, the cuts often self-defeating, and the only thing truly efficient was the hype machine.Thank you for tuning in, and don’t forget to subscribe. This has been a quiet please production, for more check out quiet please dot ai.For more http://www.quietplease.aiGet the best deals https://amzn.to/3ODvOtaThis content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI