SPONSORS BlueChew Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping. Use code DIYS at checkout. https://www.bluechew.com BetterHelp 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Kikoff (Credit Builder) ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code [DIYS] at https://www.Bubsnaturals.com On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up. TODAY’S STORIES Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss The doctor who kept someone’s ARM Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts Presidents, racism, religion & chaos Survival meal after 21 days alone And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents Subscribe — We’re dropping new DIYS episodes weekly Comment your favorite story from today Share the show with a friend who needs a laugh Join the Scary Squad by hitting that notification bell Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up 00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock 02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story 03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga” 08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality? 12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific 15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos 17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying) 20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor) 22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff 24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days 26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?! 34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story) 40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp) 46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read 50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder 52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist? 54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities 56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read 01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs 01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think 01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets 01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements