Show #317 Penis Thief

We are back with Three crazy games, but this week we are joined by CJ and Julie of Running The Hamster Wheel.Game 1 - Have I Got Absurd News For You Story 1 - Bizarre Epidemic of Penis Theft Leads to Multiple Arrests in Tanzania https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/tanzania/zanzibar/10-arrested-as-genital-theft-rumours-reach-zanzibar-5418960 Story 2 - VW Beetle Found Suspended from Canadian Cliff https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/car-suspended-squamish-prank-9.7153796 Story 3 - Tiktok Psychic Sentenced to Pay Ten Million Dollars to Woman They Accused of Murder https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/13/university-of-idaho-murders-tiktok-psychicGame 2 - Pitch Me Baby One More Time April 19th is the 30th anniversary of the Metal Slug series of video games, and for those who don't know, Metal Slug was basically the Neo Geo's answer to Contra. It basically took the side-scrolling run-and-gun gameplay, toned the seriousness WAY down - not that Contra was an uberserious indictment about the glorification of war - but it really made things much more cartoony, and it wound up being one of SNK's most popular series, with a ton of sequels and spinoffs since then. So my question to you is, what would you take and reinvent to make it more light-hearted and comical? What games, genre, movie, TV series, or books are just too serious for their own good, and would benefit from being more zany and cartoony? Best pitch wins and earns two episode points.Game 3 - The Cost is Correct Three items that recently sold on eBay, and all our players have to do is bid as close as they can to the final auction price without going over. First player to win two listings wins the game and gets three episode points.Promos From The MiddleProudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt.Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Our Merch Available by contacting us.