Show #309 Doesn't Clean a Thing

Are you ready for some insanity!? We have the episode for you.We've got three INSANE news stories this week, so I'm inventing a new game just for these:Game 1 - Have I Got Absurd News For You I've got three news stories, all our players have to do is tell me which one I've judged to be the most insane story of the week. Story 1 - Naked Man Steals An Ambulance With a Patient Inside https://www.wsaw.com/2026/02/19/suspect-identified-stolen-ambulance-chase-with-patient-still-inside/ Story 2 - 'Ridiculous' Plan Developed at Florida Zoo Saves Wild Rhino's Eye in Africa https://apnews.com/article/rhino-eye-treatment-florida-zimbabwe-dcf53d149e13cc077c2739999d2d6d9e Story 3 - Chinese Woman Adjusts Community Mirror for Better Feng Shui, Causes Series of Traffic Accidents https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3341528/china-woman-adjusts-community-traffic-mirror-better-feng-shui-causing-series-accidents Game 2 - One Thing or Another I've got two lists of ten things, and our players just have to tell me whether it's one thing or another. Each player gets to guess at half of each list, and whoever gets more correct after both lists wins the game and earns two episode points. Game 3 - 4 Out of 5 Dentists I've got five surveys asking questions like "what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts", and one player will guess the exact percentage - if they are within ten points high or low, they'll get a point. The other player will guess whether the actual answer is higher or lower, and they'll get a point if they're correct. After all five surveys, the player with the highest score wins the game and gets three episode points.Promos From the Middle Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt.Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Our Merch Available by contacting us.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQA MidnightSmoke Productionhttps://bfytwpod.com/?p=1644Show #308 We’re Not Lost Anymore