Sales Crash

Miles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/vXxfPh12Ixc Miles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. Sales Crash Bad AI Transcript If you stop me up, I'll never stop. I'll never stop. No, no, no, no, no. That's a piece. Mmm. Good evening. I'm your friendly courier, Mr. Blood Vessel. Mr. Buster Blood Vessel. What's that from? I am the walrus. Oh, really? I was watching it this morning. I don't know. That's the intro to it. It just seemed funny. I'm like, wow, these guys were really funny back in the day. I guess so. I think it's Ringo's voice. It sounds like Ringo. I don't know. It sounds like a Ringo thing. uh it's my house title with static radio podcast yeah uh am around plausible and um that's all i know so i'm being held hostage i'm in his basement What if hostages… What do they do for proof of life now with the… They can't hold up a newspaper, really. I mean, where are you going to get a newspaper these days? What's the… What is the new version of that, holding up the newspaper? What is the deal with being a hostage and not having a newspaper? What is the deal with that? I don't know, Jerry. I don't know. In this day and age, where are you going to get it? There's no USA Today. I can't get it, butI don't know. You know, I hadn't really thought about it. I'm just trying to pose these questions, you know what I mean? I question the world as we see it today. I mean, would you hold up the latest? I mean, everybody's Instagram feeds are different. Can't do TikTok, right? I hadn't really prepared for this bit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's really you. And you're really, I mean, we got the AI make anything. I mean, I got a guy. I got a guy. I got a guy. Okay. I got a guy's name. He tells me if everything's fake, that's fake. His name is CB. He's on TikTok. Don't worry. He'll get into this. Fingernails. Fingernails are wrong. That's why. It's not right. Fake. Yeah. It's all fake. All fake. I don't know. I'm just saying. I mean, it used to be so easy. You just get a newspaper, hold up a newspaper. Okay. They're alive still. The newspaper there. Well, there's still newspapers. I mean. Yeah. But I mean, it's so easy to fake everything. It's just like. Yeah. Yeah. He held up the weekly shopper.That's the weekly shopper for this week. He could have been missing any time this week. We don't know. We know he's alive last week. We know it. We'll just have to wait another week to see if he's still alive. Wait a minute. There was no ad for Bugles this week in the weekly shopper? Okay. Okay. Are you still there, Miles? Did I lose you on this one? Hello? Yeah. Okay. There you are. You dropped out. I thought so. No, you froze up like you got your image just froze up. Like your eyes were like half open. Like, oh, dude, there's a cartoon cat. So this week was not the best week. It's not the best week. The weekly shopper did not have bugles on sale last week. So on Friday, I went to lunch with my good friends, Dr. J and Dr. K. Yes. And so they actually met me at my office because I'm having to go to my office here lately because of some rule changes thatAnd so they came by the office and we decided to go get some lunch. Yeah. And unfortunately near the office, there's not a lot of good lunch places. So I'm like, let's go to this Mexican place, which I'm surprised you can still say that, to be honest with you, like Chinese place, Mexican place. It's all okay. Right. Yeah. I mean, I think that's all right. I mean, I, I'm like, we got to go down to this one, you know? And so it's, it's a, it's a, few minutes away. Taco Bell. Yeah. It's called the Taco Ballet. Exclusive. It's a local thing, but so we're driving and we drove by like three other Mexican places and they're like, well, why don't you go to this one? I'm like, I've never been there. I'm not going there. El Bandejos. Yeah. And so I forced them to go to thisMexican place that I've been to before. This is always good. They have a lunch special. So, you know, it's not overly expensive. Kutas are us. So we make it there. Everything's fantastic. You know, I get the lunch special. They get a lunch special. Everybody gets a lunch special. We have a great lunch. We're chitting and chatting and skitting and scatting and everything. And then… Bella Fitzgerald shows up. Do, do, do, do. And then Dr. K is like, well, I got to get back. I need to get going. I'm like, oh, man. So he drove us all. He took on the mantle of driver. Yeah. And we all pile into Dr. K's car. Yeah. And we're going to head back to my office. And then everybody will go about their business. Right. Yeah.So we're on our way back and, and talking and we, there's a, I don't know, like a traffic jam is on side streets. We're not on the highway or on the side street. Some kind of like traffic jam. Everything comes to a stop. Right. I'm talking and kablamo. You got rear ended hard. Didn't you? Yeah. You're hard. And I didn't even realize it. I was like, what the hell? And sure enough, Dr. K got rear-ended. Oh! Were you in front? I was in the front seat because I'm… Dr. K is a very diminutive person. He's a very… Yeah, he's teeny tiny. He's tiny. And so I sat up front with Dr. K. We get blasted in the back, you know? Yeah. And you get ass blasted. Did you? Yeah, it was rough. I was like, it wasn't gentle. It was rough. It was not gentle at all. I mean, we got kablowy and I, the rear ending to the gas station. And, and luckily the person that hit him pulled in as well. And we had to go through the whole process of, yeah, of an accident thing. So the funny thing is we pull in and I'm like,So Dr. K gets out. I get right out because, you know, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm like, I'm ready to back him up, right? Yeah, right. Okay. Well, I'm fairly tall and quite broad. And so I figured he's not. Yeah. And so I got out. Well, Dr. J did not get out. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Are you all right? Yeah, he was all right. But I'm like, he was not looking for a fight. I was like, this guy is going to try to blame my friend. I'm going to be there to help out. It's like Billy Barty and Junior Samples wanting to have a freaking fight with somebody. Well, what would Dr. K be then? You know him because you had lunch with him. Yeah. What's his character if I'm Junior and…i don't know. I think about that you can't think of one okay i don't want to make this weird yeah i don't want to make this weird i pop out of the car. K top pops out of the car. He goes, and it's this duck dynasty looking guy with a big beard and he's driving a pickup truck, you know? And so they start talking and, And, um, I'm like walking, but it all seems to be going well. Right. I'm pacing and, um, with your other hand, you're like, yeah, he takes the blame. So then I walk around in the back of Dr. K's car and I'm like, there's liquid dribbling out of the back of his car. Oh yeah. That's my thought. I was like, Holy mother of God, is this gasoline?Oh, fuck. Got a body back there. Fuck. Fuck. And so I'm like, I look at it for a while and it's coming out like, you know, it's coming out like, you know, a Miles title piss. So it's like in spurts. It's not like a, you know, it's not even funny, man. Even say something. It's like dribble, dribble, dribble. Anyway. So I'm like, I hope this isn't gas. Cause then I'm stuck. We're not anywhere miles from anywhere. Then you did a crutch down, put your fingers in it and smell it. I did. So then I stuck my hand, I stuck my finger in there and then I sniffed it, but I have a really bad nose, you know? And so it didn't smell like anything. And so then Dr. K comes walking around. I go, someone's coming out of your car and he sniffed my finger and no, not gas. So then Dr. J finally sees that everything's okay and,Yeah. Yeah. And he wanders out of the car. Like he just woke up or something. Hey, and i think i hurt my back real bad. Yeah. And then he comes around looks at so we're trying to figure out what the hell. And then we're like, you got a case of water back here, but it just kept coming it just yeah it just kept going right yeah a little weird. Yeah, it was really weird. We're like, you don't have a back windshield wiper washer thing, no? I mean, it dribbled the whole time we were waiting for the police. It dribbled, and it dribbled, but it wasn't brake fluid. We kept going through all the fluids, right? Yeah. And then Dr. J crawls under the car. He's so little, he can walk under it. He just did little. I know.and he's like, no, he's like, it coming from the trunk. It's coming from up there. It's not coming from the gas tank or any like break lines or anything. So we wait, the police show up and, you know, we got two police people to show up. So we were at a nice part of town. And that even showed up. Yeah. You know, yeah. It showed up as a nice part of town. Yeah. And, uh, so they, you know, we all have to, well, those guys have to give statements. They, you know, give me the crook guy. Are you here? Who are you with? You know? Yeah. Question. An