Mowing Last

Bob channels James Mason and asks Miles for an apology, while Miles entertains Mr. Miagi, trying to put together a lawnmower. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ExBzspEVrg8 Bob channels James Mason and asks Miles for an apology, while Miles entertains Mr. Miagi, trying to put together a lawnmower. Mowing Last Bad AI Transcript Oh, no, no. here tonight, building in for Bob. How is everyone? Gee, fantastic. Are you there? You disconnected me a twat. He apparently is having some trouble with his technology. Oh, I'm appearing twice again. That is an affront to civilization as we know it. you tonight, Miles? I've already introduced you. Oh, I see. Uh, yeah, no good. I don't really like to come in like this, but that's all right. Well, I'm not sure what you mean. Late, perhaps? Late? My God, you show up like six minutes late this motherfucker is all like you don't know your fucking web dude! My God, damn, man, fuck. you Here in the Queens country, we are never late. Christ almighty. Somebody's got a big chip on their shoulder tonight, don't they? I hope you're not like this on that poor guy that talks about corner gas. Jesus Christ. Fuck. He's never late. He's never late. It's amazing. Oh, come on. Bullshit. Never. He's never late. I was a little late. I had some choring to do. Choring? Is that slang for something? I'm not so…convinced you know, there's uh do you know who dana gould is? No, I think so. Yes. He's a comedian. I think so. Yes. And he does. I don't know how he does this. This is a good question. Maybe you have an idea because you are a shyster and you know how to rip people off. Yep. He does a show called, uh, the famous Dr. Z where he plays Dr. Zaius. He's actually in Planet of the Apes makeup and the suit of Dr. Zaius. And he pretends… Okay. Hello? Yeah, he pretends that he is Dr. Zaius. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? No, it said I've been disconnected. I'm sorry. Continue. Yeah, okay. You're back again? I guess. Okay, continue. So he plays Dr. Zaius and does a talk show as if he's been around since Planet of the Apes movies have been out, and he does impersonation and everything, right? That was my idea. I wonder how he gets away with that. That was my idea. Was it?Yeah. We recorded on the show here? Well, I didn't say that, but i mean, yeah, it was my idea yeah i just i thought it one day. Okay. Yeah. Well, he does it. And so i'm thinking now i should do i should be i should do james mason and i'll dress up like james mason and do a whole show like i'm james Mason. Uh, well, you've got less hair than you did. Well, he wore a wig, so will I. It's all good. Wait, what? No. Yes, he wore a wig. Of course he wore a wig. All those people wore wigs. They did? They still do. No, come on. You name a person, and I'll tell you if they wear a wig or not. Bert Convy. Of course you wore a fucking wig. Bert Convy? That's the most stupidest thing.John Wayne, for Christ's sake. Rip Taylor. A wig. Yes, a wig. Okay. All right. I don't know. John Connery. Wig. Wig. Rug. Yeah. Yeah. He wore a wig. He wore a wig. Whatever. Oh, jeez. I think that would be… So, I mean, if Dana Gould can get away with Dr. Z, I'm sure I could get away with… Who's paying attention to David… Or not David Niven. Who's paying attention to James Mason at this point? David Niven. Same difference. I was going to do David Niven, but I thought it was too highbrow. Yeah, David Niven's not… I don't know that I could do his voice, but James Mason, of course I can. Yeah, his is more stylized. That's right. He talks like this, and he's… It's so good to be alive. Yes. So tell me, Miles, who do you blame for your lateness?Is it an Apple thing? You blame your mother. Is it your mother's fault? Or possibly a young lady? Lolita! I can have a co-host. Lolita could be my co-host. Lolita! There you go. I can tell you're not even enjoying this idea in the least. No, it's really gone on like 10 minutes longer, and I really wanted it to, to be honest. That's because I started it before we started recording. I know, and it's kind of a swing and a miss at this point. I'm like, okay. Hey, by the way, I've been instructed. I have notes here. I've been instructed to tell you, and my wife was not very enamored with your choice to let her die. in your because she's she's injured currently and she couldn't get away from the zombies and or sharks. I just had a movie idea we built upon it and uh she's not happy that that was, you know. You kind of took it to a dark place and uh i just said, okay, well, okay. What? How did i take it to a dark mine was uplifting where everyone lives when you change it around likeMaybe you could kill off my wife. I'm like, well, I guess. Yeah, I think that you can play the game. That wasn't me. Thanks a lot. I watched that shitty shark movie that you were bitching about. Thanks a lot, jackass. I told you not to watch it. Because then my wife's like, oh, let's watch it. Bob watched it, so it must be highbrow class. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a horrible fucking movie. I told you. It's horrible. I told you. Why would that Academy Award winning guy be in a thrash or whatever it's called? Cash. Yeah. You know you'd fucking do it in a heartbeat. You'd be like, yeah. A million? Two million? Sure. I'll do it. Yeah. Sure. I'll show you my ass. Yeah. Why not? A million. I can live with myself. Yeah. What do you mean? You live with yourself now. Yeah, right. I'd do a Dirk Diggler if his money paid right. Yeah. I was going to say.It'd be kind of… A little dangle. A little… Yeah, thanks a lot. Watch it. Maybe a little… Yeah. More like Billy Birdie, you know? Yeah. So, yeah. So, anyway, she told me to make mention of that. Sorry, Mrs. Lumet. Sorry. They all can't be winners. Mason in person. I was going to try to do that the whole time, but I don't think I can, so… Please, yeah, at this point, stop. Oh, Miles. I really, everyone is tuned out at this point, believe me. They tuned out before they started. Even CB is like putting a rope around his neck right now. He's like, I can't, I can't. Listen to this for five more minutes. I'm a diehard, I can't do this. Yeah, I mean, the guy's listened since like 1972 when we started this. I can't, I can't. My life is over.He'd be doing like auto erotic, erotic. Yeah. Goodness gracious. Yeah. So yeah. Anyway, I was just, Oh, got me. Oh, Crazy world, man. Crazy world. So the other morning I was driving early in the morning. And I think, what are the odds of this? I drive in early in the morning and there's this truck in the ditch. But it's not in the ditch like, you know, just nose first in the ditch. It's like driven apparently at a high rate of speed to where the wheels are hanging in the ditch, all four wheels. Because it's like somehow they've driven… in this ditch that was like different widths, I guess you'd say, or like narrower and it got wider where it was being held up on the sides of the fenders and stuff. And the wheels were just hanging down the ditch. Oh, it wasn't me either. It wasn't me. The hitcher. I don't know. I was just like, I, it was at a corner. So I assume they were drunk and lost control and then just drove right into this ditch and kind of got,Did you go to Decatur High School like I did, buddy? He goes, pardon, pardon. Oh, there we go. Oh, Christ. Why? Why, God? My pickup truck is stuck in the ditch. Oh, my God. Why, God? Why? Anyway, I just thought that was probably the most interesting thing I saw all week was like, wow, that's weird. And then that night, I'm grilling my dinner. And this guy walks up and says he needs a tow. No, and there's that truck. truck is on the back of a flatbed, and they pull into my, you know uh gated community turn around, apparently. And it's the same truck. They come pick it up, and it's like on a on a they pulled it up onto a flatbed. Holy shit, I'm in the movie Duel. Holy shit. I was like, what the heck i'm like, what the hell? What are they doing down here? I don't know. That's the most, that's,I'm sorry. That's the most interesting thing that happened to me this week. You don't want to hear about this. That or the fact that I've talked about going swimming. I go swimming. Now, every time I go swimming, all the old ladies ask how my wife is doing. Well, she's in a coma and she may not pull out. No, they know she hurt her foot. Did you murder her? No. And so this week I had to go and I go, yeah, her foot's still hurt. And my friend made up a movie where zombies come and kill her because she can't get away. I just thought it'd be funny. She's got one of those little knee scooter things. I just thought it'd be funny. The scooter is not good for rough terrain and she just gets bogged down. You've got to go downstairs with it. Yeah.Much like RFK, I left her in the dust. See ya! See ya! Cheryl! Cheryl! Can you believe it? No, I do. Every second time or something, they're all like, how's your wife doing? I'm like, she's fine. She's fine. She's fine. yeah oh yeah it's all yeah i'm just like i don't think that the i don't think that, you know, that situation were reversed. Yeah. That this would be happening oh uh were you married? Yeah. No, there would be nothing to be like, thank god you got rid of that lump. Where's that ugly woman with the glasses that comes with you all the time? That swims topless all the time. That swims topless, that's right. No, it's my husband, Sparky. With the areola sticking out. Yeah, I don't think that… Is that a friend of Peter Ustinov that comes here every once in a while? Yeah.I don't think that these two things would be the same. I think there'd be a lot of, you know, oh, really? Oh, I never knew. Really? Here? They came here? To this place? I don't think so. There's a card. I remember. H