Labor Mooch

Miles is mad because his neighbor won't work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/PRuL_RKy4Nc Miles is mad because his neighbor won't work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/03/03/labor-mooch/" title="Labor Mooch" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/03/03/labor-mooch/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- I like my blue jeans blue. Thank you. Mmhmm. it puts the lotion in the basket. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. It's Miles Tittle. Hi, Miles. That's right. That's right. How's Miles Tittle doing tonight yeah all right doing all right yeah yeah Someone mispronounced my name and now Bob thinks it's funny to make fun of the lady. It's a nice lady, but yet Bob has made fun of her and her. Mispronunciation. Mispronunciation and some other things he said, which I will not repeat. There's somebody that's not me in this conversation who's like, you're supposed to put a comma there. You're supposed to put a thing there. You're messing up your grammar. I love that voice. It was so disturbing. Don't you know how to write? Did you go to school? You got a degree, don't you? Okay, can you say it puts the lotion in the basket with that voice? It puts the ellipses on the line. Thank you.That's your Mr. Grammar Police every time I write an email. I'm like quickly going, and you're like, God, did you know how to write? Jesus Christ, God damn. Well, you just used the wrong form of a word from time to time. You're not doing third person all the time, for Christ's sake. You're wrong. You're one of those people that doesn't know the difference between there, there, and there. You know what I'm saying? There, there, there. And I have to correct you. And you're like, oh, I missed that day in school. You got the idea across. Quit being such a, you know, goddamn stickler. Yeah. But. But. You do know how to, you know, read your last name and say it. Say my name, say my name. Yeah.at the very very least you know she could have listened just to the show. just Not even very long into the show. She could listen to this the first, like, three seconds of the show. You say your goddamn name no i she didn't hear the show. I wrote her. I know, but she took a moment. No. Why does she want to take a moment and listen to our shitty show for my God. a million shows out there to avoid. This is one of them. Mr. Miles Tittle wrote me today and he said, are ghosts real? I wrote several questions. Of course they are. What are you asking me for? Because I want to make money off it. So what? How many questions did you send this poor woman? No wonder she's justwore down from you sending her questions. I might as well answer this. I'll get this guy's name wrong so he'll never write me again. This is what we do. We pool our money. We buy some old shitty buildings about ready to fall down and we swear that it's haunted. It is haunted. And then we bring in groups and they'll immediately fall for it and be like, hey, you're right. Okay. Where's the building at? I mean, property's probably cheaper, like, closer to where you live. Oh, you think? Oh, yeah, you're in the French Riviera up there, sure. Yes, I'm on Lake Okeechobee, yes. Don't want to brag. Everything is so high-priced, you can't even get anything for under five grand. I'm somewhere between Clive and West Des Moines, yes. Oh, yeah. Love you.This is the most haunted house. This is the most haunted house in Iowa. Can you believe it? God damn. I'm telling you. This is how you get rich. You charge everyone. Ed Gein took a dump here two years ago. I swear to God. Hey, whatever. I'd make up shit. You know what? Everywhere around here is like Al Capone was here. I would immediately throw that in. Al Capone was here. It's documented. He ejaculated in here somewhere. I swear to God. Found it. Oh, my God. That's not ectoplasm. There's a question for you to write that, lady. Do ghosts have orgasms? You know what? I'm not going to write that. I'm not going to write that. You know, this is what got me in trouble with Will Wheaton.Okay, the actor yes i i try to do, like, this funny bit that you're doing right now, and it completely imploded. And you never forgave me for it okay well but now you know why. It's all happening right now. I know. Now it's going back files well wheaton was flown to the island. Come on. Yeah. When he was a young act when he was a kid actor. And he's traumatized. And then here you're like, who's got the biggest ding dong in the mud pit? It was a legit question. I don't know what, you know, it triggered him. You triggered. I don't know. I mean, I would guess river Phoenix, but I don't know. We'll know now. Two things that never get old river jokes and river Phoenix, you know, that's what I say. Oh my goodness. Gracious me. Yeah. I was a little bit of a mood tonight. I'm very tired. I've been,traveling okay grouchy pants tonight. Yeah, a little grouchy really tired man you know i will be traveling forever. So yeah, I'm just a little, I'm a little tired i've been oh no i just i was waiting for your story to begin. I was like okay i'm trying to i'm trying to think of what i feel like talking about. That's the problem. There's so much so much happening. The tittle thing, everything is going off here. Apparently, the lady set you off. I know. You're like, who the hell do you think you are? I'm trying to think of what I'm allowed to talk about here. Don't worry. We'll cut out this part. Why don't you go first and let me think a little bit. I'm a little bit pissed off about international events right now.Oh, what? Iran? No. Oh. Something a little bit more important than Iran. Oh, really? Something more important than that. Okay. Yes. Much more important. You're so small-minded. Yeah. Okay. That you even say that. What should I be? Like the International Bikini Fest is not going to happen this year or what? This is typically not a political show, but it's going to become one. Oh, Christ. Maybe we should go back to Tittle. So I'm at work, and I have kind of this cheap security camera set up on my front door. Oh, yeah. Like, it's not a ring. It's a knockoff. It's kind of through my phone carrier. I don't even know what that means. Anyway. Is that your house, or is it at the office?No, it's at my house, but it alerts me on my phone. It'll either say animal, person, or vehicle. Animal, mineral, or vegetable. Is that your door? We keep getting so many minerals stopping by the house. Ball site or whatever the fuck. I don't know what minerals are. ball site what i don't know. Is that some kind of i don't know. Okay. Maybe Tittle is your last name. Fuck. I don't know yeah i mean i've been to some shit. I don't know so okay so the the doorbell goes off. So I'm at work and it's you know buzzing like what the fuck is going on? It says person. I'm like, oh, that's a lot of beeping for a person. Monkey, monkey. Yeah, I didn't know what was going on. Like, did Bob come up to my house and he's trying to break in? I mean, what? Yeah. And I look and it's my neighbor, Mr. Miyagi. Oh, sweeping the sidewalk. My old tittle is so messy. Well, that's what I thought. Okay, because I saw him. He's got a garbage can and a rake. He never picks up his dog shit.Yeah. Well, he'd need a shovel for that. Yeah. So in the past, this guy, when he was in better health, used to like rake my yard occasionally. Yeah. When he had company coming over, I don't want to look like I live in the pig sty with my neighbor who never does shit. And he would occasionally shovel out my driveway too for free. So I'm like, Oh, this old geezer, you know, he's, got with it like man but wait because i don't like the you know i don't really rake my yard just wait for like the wind to blow it into other people's yard yeah yeah i do the same thing, but i live a little further away from people than you do. Yeah, right. Yeah, you're like in the mix. I'm like on the side of the mix there, so. You're like the kennedy compound, and i'm more like, uh. Our, uh, Jackie, are we gonna rake the fuck no we're not gonna rake the leaves we're gonna wait for the wind to blow.Yep. yeah So I'm thinking, okay, this old geezer's finally getting with it to do his job you know i'm like man do the job i've assigned him. Yeah. I want him to clean up my yard for free as he used to do. As he used to do. You know, you're enabling me, Mr. Miyagi, but you need to keep doing it. Yeah. And, uh, well, you know, it's his choice. I mean, you know, I didn't tell him to do it, but. So, uh, I go, you know, I'm going to go home for lunch and I'm going to see what a great job he did on my yard. And I'm going to thank him. And I'm going to run into him. I'm going to give him a fiver. If I see him, I'm going to say, Hey man, here's five bucks for doing it. Thank you. Like, keep it, keep it, you know, cheap ass bastard. So I come home. Oh no. He has not touched my yard at all. Good.He is cutting over my yard to go to my neighbor on the other side of me to clean his yard. Oh, but he's cutting right through my yard. My pile of leaves have two piles out there to get to the neighbors. Well, my son had done some raking, but he never actually picked it up anyway. Um, So, yeah, so I'm like the Oregon Trail for this guy, you know, with his, you know, dumpster, you know, on wheels. Yeah, he's cleaned up. No, he's cleaned up the neighbor's yard. Well, that neighbor probably is nice to him and does stuff for him or something. I'm like the balls, the balls on this guy. He doesn't have to clean up your yard. What way? You're cutting through my yard, though. You owe me.Well, can you talk out of the doorbel