Is that the light at the end of the tunnel? Ah, nope, it’s just the nausea from the cockroaches Axel, Luna, and Quinoa had to eat last night because World War XIII poisoned our fields, irradiated our cattle and made us promises it never intended to keep, breaking our fragile hearts, or what remains of them. AAAND those damn rabid squirrels keep stealing from our dirt stockpile! Yes… we eat dirt… and you can’t have any, we’re giving you a divorce contract for Mother’s Day instead. Salutations to the happy couple! This week, we scurry to fill our food supplies (and holes) at like 3am, because what is sleep and what is a recording/uploading schedule? We LITERALLY do not know her.While we wait for the uranium to ‘fertilise’ our fields, come sit in the cockroach tunnels we took over and join in our therapy session. SIKE, ITS THE NEWS AGAIN! Prep your earholes for the REAL questions, including; when will all men stop not-all-men-ing people to death? How many nuclear warheads does the UK need before Boris can get fully aroused? What did bees do to Axel? When will Astra Zeneca stop getting more mixed signals from the EU than one of us at a university mixer? Did Oprah just kill my family in front of me and get the Nobel Peace Prize? Good for her, Strong Black Woman. And why won’t they let the royal family mummies die? Sarcophagi??? Also, this week, we talk about Dungeons and Dragons! Kind of! Mostly we just talk about our own campaign! I’m sure you will find that tit-illating. We also discuss what the hell even this nerd game is, why so many people play it, and how it’s the new cheap replacement for therapy everyone who doesn’t have health insurance in the USA should try.Thanks as always for listening, and, if you’re going out into the badlands at night, make sure to bring some squirrel repellant, or something.For contact details and show notes, including sources for our news discussion, visit our website at www.willworkforblankpod.wordpress.com.