Is that the dreadful feeling of early onset polyps in a post-apocalyptic world without free healthcare, or are aliens just probing you too hard? OR are you just happy to see us? Either way, if you’re hearing this message from Axel, Luna and Quinoa, you have your audio assist on because this is in writing. This week, we’re in mourning because the aliens kidnapped our god Rust Bucket, and also Luna became a one-person Russian sleep experiment (the sample size is too low so that’s just bad science).But don’t let the feeling of cold alien fingers in your secret garden distract you from the important things in life, such as; what the h*ck is a super straight, Maury? Is Joe Biden the new un-president of the USA? Does this cat think it’s hot sh*t? Delaying trains like this? Why is Senator Senema the ONLY anime pillow, girl-boss Democrat dream of every incel who hates poor people? Why is Texas so open it’s gaping despite all dat Corona? And why is Boris Johnson the banker from Mary Poppins and why are we the bird lady asking for tuppence a bag to feed the NHS??? Riddle me that, AMERICA!And this week’s topic is; the ways science has failed us! Whether it’s the medical field deciding who counts as a human being, Big Pharmussy prescribing cocaine for people’s coughs in the 1800s, or nuclear power and bombs getting people yeet the f*ck up, science, for all its perks, has done a real number on humanity in various ways. So… let’s talk about it! Thank you as always, friends, countrymen, for lending us your ears, and keep those guillotines sharp!For contact details and show notes, including sources for our news discussion, visit our website at www.willworkforblankpod.wordpress.com.