Ep. 471 Naughty Nog, Naughty Stories & A Very Public Emergency

Try Beducated and use code COCKTALES for 50% off your annual membership https://beducate.me/pd2549-cocktales #BEDUCATED #getbeducatedWe’re shaking up the holiday season with a cocktail that tastes like Christmas, cozy vibes, and just a little bit of sin. This week’s drink is the Naughty Nog Martini, a frothy eggnog latte moment that somehow led us straight into one of the wildest public emergency stories ever told on CockTales. Naughty Nog (Eggnog Latte Martini) RecipeIngredients:1–2 oz vanilla vodka1 oz eggnog1.5 oz cold brew or espresso0.5 oz simple syrup (optional if you like it sweeter)Dash of cinnamon or nutmegIceInstructions:Add everything to a shaker with ice. Shake hard until frothy, strain into a martini glass, and top with cinnamon or nutmeg. Sip slowly… because clearly, this drink has consequences.Once the cocktails hit, we dive into:✨ Holiday traditions and why cheesy Lifetime movies still eat every time✨ All Her Fault theories, plot twists, and why Kiki is ready to write and direct✨ Medina’s acting dreams and the monologue she’s already prepared✨ Theme night prep: Dirty Disney, North Pole After Dark, In Living Color, and Strip Club Night✨ Plane farts, airplane germs, and why those blankets are not your friends✨ A full-on stomach betrayal that led to a Ziploc bag, a frantic phone call, and an emergency Chick-fil-A pit stopWe also get into supporting partners with mental health struggles, TikTok conspiracy holes, dog-nap nightmares, Carry-On Only delusion, and why sometimes you just have to end the whole day and start over.This episode has holiday chaos, movie talk, outfit planning, questionable decisions, and a very public emergency that will absolutely have you hollering.Grab a Naughty Nog and press play — we warned you.FOLLOW US:@COCKTALESPOD@KIKISAIDSO@COFFEEBEANDEANFor all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesadsTry Beducated and use code COCKTALES for 50% off your annual membership  https://beducate.me/bg2549-cocktales  #BEDUCATED #getbeducatedIf you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to viia.co/COCKTALES and use code COCKTALES! #viiaparter Contact Us!Advice:  advice@cocktalespod.comCocktales: cocktales@cocktalespod.comWeird Sex: weirdsex@cocktalespod.comLive Show Sponsorship: sales@cocktalespod.comGuest Request/ General Inquiries info@cocktalespod.comGet Your Merch & Order Your Card Game Purchase Merch And Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.com Get Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.comJoin Kiki's  Book Club www.patreon.com/kikisaidsoTravel With Medinah! https://linktr.ee/MedinahMonroeInterested in sponsoring? Contact sales@cocktalespod.com today!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-dirty-discussions--2818687/support.