Eating out

In 1993, St. Lori was on a mission to keep boys from going down the wrong path. Oral arguments ensue. Then, Terri reads one of Lori's high school essays which is chock full of backhanded compliments about her very average and unremarkable sisters. Kim is shunned in society for enjoying life. The snacks we were raised on in the 80s. Also: Terri's Lexapro is late again and her sad is showing. Welcome to Generation Artax.  Someone took a gummy (can you guess? you guessed wrong) Bromilow's chocolate is the best  Milk vs. dark and white chocolate isn't real chocolate Lemon is definitely citrus French onion soup smells so nasty Oak & Orchard in Bolton, MA Oral sex and all its attending monikers There's no good word for cunnilingus Lori fails at her job of keeping boys on the straight and narrow Public reading of Lori's high school essay about her average, untalented sisters and how she learned everyone else sucks Terri experiences an upsetting lapse in meds (again) Kim shares a koan of her own: "Life is a lock and smiling is the key." Kim is shunned from society for being happy Unrelated: A food you could not get enough of growing up