Damned Expenses

Bob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Belowhttps://youtu.be/9mGagGxpMTA Bob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. Damned Expenses Bad AI Transcript That's what she would want. You know, I don't want that to happen, but you know sure and Finally This is like like say about a week ago, right? Yeah, so within two weeks of that or two now for two weeks about two weeks two days of that Two days of that. Okay. First of all, like the neighbors tree like half of its now in my backyard. I'm like fuck is it still there? I Uh, yeah, I haven't gotten around to it yet. Oh, that's so sorry, mile. That's so terrible. I know. I'm glad I don't live by you. Cause you'd probably be suing me by now. Or a French bit rent on this tree branch. Yeah. I know your tree landed in my mulch. You're going to have to pay me for this space. So,I'm starting to think, like, you know, he might be right. Uh-oh. Now you're thinking that you've just finally come to this realization. Yeah, it's like one of those monster movies where the guy's all in denial, like, oh, there's no monster out there. And then he's, like, the middle of the movie. He's like, well, fuck, maybe there is. There can't be giant rabbits. There ain't no Bigfoot, son. Oh, shit. Holy moly. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay. Well, maybe the boy's got a point. Bigfoot sent me over a stump. Yeah. Do it again. And, um, so anyway, that night, oh my gosh. So I make arrangements and, uh, the guy, you know, I was like, well, I can't come out there for a week. I'm like, okay. What? A tree?The tree, yeah. There's probably a lot of trees down. It'll be fine. You don't ever mow your grass anyway. No big deal. He's like, well, let's just wait until it dries up. Let's give it about a few days. Next thing I know, three days later, we have three inches of rain come down in one day. I'm like, well, I'm fucked. Yeah. More tree limbs are coming down. Now your backyard's full of tree limbs. Actually, yeah. Now my tree limb actually fell off my own tree limb. It was not nearly as big, but had it hit someone in the head, it probably would have killed them. I was like, shit. I'll have to have Bob over more often, I guess. Anyway, so that night I could go to bed. I'm like, all right, well, I don't like to go to bed worrying about shit. I just go to bed. How do you go to bed not worrying about things?I don't know. I just shut, I normally could shut it off. I don't know why. I'm like, Oh yeah. Cause I fall asleep really fast. Well, between that and the suffocation, everyone wins out. So that night I'm sleeping and I, all of a sudden, uh, like this dream starts. And like one of my sisters is like, Oh man, she goes, our mom is writing like checks to like her local church. Like, her yearly Christmas donation. Okay. But she wants to give it to the church early this year. Mm-hmm. He goes, isn't that weird? I'm like, oh, fuck. That is weird. Like, maybe she knows, you know, like, you know, like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Like, I literally woke up, like, two o'clock in the morning and almost called my mom. I'm like, are you okay? Because now… This little shit has cursed me.He had to scrape off the curse and put it on you. Yeah, he did. He bounced it on me. First of all, he tells me something horrible is going to happen, which the tree happened. And then he's like, oh, this horrible dream happened. Then I have somewhat of a similar dream somewhat. Like, okay, that little shit happened. Why? Why? Why did I deserve it? Why did it bounce my way for? I'm bouncing back. I shake it off. I don't want it. Give this to Bob LeBent. I don't want it. I don't want any of your weirdness. I'm bouncing it to you. There's no bouncing. Yes. It's like the ring. Once I tell this story, it's going to happen to you. Once you listen to it, it bounces to you. No. It's like the ring video. I don't know what you're talking about.The Ring, isn't that the movie where you watch the videotape and then… No, I have no… I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I hope it doesn't come to fruition. I know. I'm like, fuck. Because I haven't really called my mom yet. I'm like, fuck. If it does… I know. You know who I'm blaming. I'm going to feel like an asshole. I know. I'm like, fuck. That's what you feel all the time. Well, yeah, that's true. I am an asshole. I am a freaking jerk. Well, I'm sorry your son feels that way. I know, you know, being in his familiar, you know, familial, familial? What's the family? His family situation. Yeah. You know, the relations and all. Mm-hmm. He would feel cursed.Yeah, you know, you get down, you know, things happen. I mean, you know, look around. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, this guy's like one step from an iron lung. Yeah, no kidding. So, you know, but I think it's okay. I think it's going to be fine. I'll be honest. It's going to be fine. It's going to be okay, right? Oh, yeah. That'd be fine. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't grandma. Maybe it was just somebody who looks like grandma. And why was my sister in the dream? Well, you look like your mom, so. I look a lot like my dad. Yeah. I was trying to draw a connection to you. I look like my daddy. Yeah, you do look like your dad. Handsome. There's no mistaking. There's no mistaking. A little bit of Clark Gable. Yeah, remember, like, a long time ago, they had those apple people where they'd take and, like, make their face out of an apple, and it'd be all dried up and craggly. Yeah, you'd cook the apple or something, wouldn't you? Yeah, that would you guys, the apple people. We do look alike. I mean, we do. Male or female. Yeah, male or female. Yeah, all this. Yeah.Although my brother does not look like my dad. That's weird. mailman? It's been theorized. Because actually, he has my grandpa's name, who coincidentally was also a best friend of my mom and dad, that name. Coincidence. That guitar playing son of a bitch. I wonder if he's my brother's. Yeah. Hmm. Weird. You know, I mean, I want to talk out of turn here, but somebody I know had a, you know, extra child go on. Go on. I'm just saying. I'm not going to say any more than that. I'm going to get in trouble, so I won't say any more than that. I don't know. No one I know. Nobody you know had an extra kid or anything? No. Really? You mean like a bastard, you mean, or what? Yeah, yeah, that's a grown-up child, yeah.I don't know. Was that you? I don't know. I have no idea what you're alluding to. I don't know. Okay. Well, I probably shouldn't have said anything. Let's change the subject. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know. Let's change the subject. I guess. I would like to hear this off the air. I don't know. Refer to me. I know it's not me. No. Well, heck, come on. You would flaunt it. Let's be honest. Yeah. That's my kid. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if my dad was like super, super, super rich, I'd be like, that is my dad. Otherwise, I'll just claim my dad as my dad. Gotcha. Okay. Nothing against my dad. I'm just saying. Actually, I know several people who have an extra child. Now that I think about it. Dr. J. No, Dr. J doesn't. He's probably got three or four.No, I don't think so. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know. Well, I'll tell you about it later. Anyway. All right. Go ahead. I don't know why I brought it up. I guess I was just thinking about it. You and Roberta? No, not Roberta. That girl you used to work with at the library, Roberta? No, not Roberta. You were wanting to bang her? You were like, hey, come here. No, there was no interest in Roberta ever. She seemed interested in you. Well, that may have been. I've had several opportunities with the wacky and weird side of Roberta. Wasn't she the one that wanted to sit, like, really close to you all the time? You're like, no, get away. Yes, I tell her, get away from me. Arms length. I think I used to say that. Arms length, Roberta. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I don't know what we do here. I can't touch you. Uh-uh. It's more of a guideline than a rule. Yeah. No. Well, everybody. Yeah. Remember? Yeah. In college, I had a job.I worked at the library in what was called at the time the Self-Instruction Center. Yeah. And Miles was rich and didn't have a job. By choice. That's correct. Yes. Yeah. And then he would come out and hang out at my job and talk to all the interesting people that I worked with. Looking back, I probably should have gotten a job. I don't know how I thought about that. Yeah, well, you could have got a job. You were there enough. You could have just got a job. I know. I could have. Shit, I would have made like $20,000 at least. I don't know about that. That was back like 40 years ago. Yeah. Back then, I don't think I made no $20,000. But yeah, it was a good job, though. Honestly, it was one of the better jobs on campus, if you ask me. But this guy in the library.You're in the library. Those guys handed out cassette tapes and headphones for three hours a night. Got paid for it and got to do my homework in between. Yeah. He's getting a whopping $5. Remember I handed out bones. You don't remem