Bitches & Virgins

Our parents go on a two-week sojourn to Europe and all hell breaks loose: Kim absolutely did not throw a house party or lose her virginity in her childhood bedroom. Lori gains the upper hand with Sean. Terri folds under pressure and takes Kim down with her. It's all power shifts and wild betrayals on this episode of Generation Artax.  In this episode: We're dreaming of merch, but we don't have any yet Lori wants to broaden her horizons at a high school dance Lori maintains a good cover for the bitch within Our parents go on a two week sojourn (and yes Lori used those words) Lori is ride or die for Kim, and Terri flips on a dime  Nest cameras have made house parties obsolete Kim loses her virginity in her childhood bedroom Take the bus — or get thrown under it Wild betrayal at the dinner table Terri waxes poetic and also has a weird crush on Billy Squier How much do we love going to bed? Let me count the ways. Unrelated: Things we never thought we'd love: shoveling snow. Peloton. Going to bed at 7pm Also will someone please explain blue cheese Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.