Ankle Tragedy

Bob pulls a Miles and tries to exact a bit of revenge on his injured wife, while Miles freaks out as he now has to go to a funeral. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtu.be/cybkSB-ZSIs Bob pulls a Miles and tries to exact a bit of revenge on his injured wife, while Miles freaks out as he now has to go to a funeral. Ankle Tragedy Bad AI Transcript All right, fellas, let's go. static hey everybody welcome to the show this is bob Welcome to Channing's Charges. This is Myers. Harold Channing here. I'm way too comfortable tonight. Sorry. Are you eating beef jerky while you're trying to record? That's right. I got some jerky. Yeah. Actually, I bought myself a And now here comes the Jimmy Stewart story. I bought myself some pizza Pringles tonight. Oh, it sounds like someone's had a little bit too many… What? No, it sounds like you kind of slashed your words there. Hey, everybody! Hey! No, I… Yeah, I… i'm out of town uh tonight and I've, uh, typically when i go out of town, which i did do tonight, I usually go by some place and i pick up, uh, you know, something to drink. Yeah. Not alcohol necessarily, but something to drink to have in my room uh because i'm gonna be here for a few days and i get a couple of snacks and i got some popcorn, which, you know, I,I cannot live without popcorn these days. Yeah. And then I said, well, I'm going to get something else. Yeah. And I wanted to get pizza combos. Yeah. I love those. Those are just so great. Yeah. They did not have them. All they had was the nasty cracker combos, cheese cracker combos. And so I'm taking a leap here. And I got pizza Pringles. I haven't tried them yet. That's the tomorrow snack. For a guy who's always preaching about eating salad, this is a little shocking. I don't preach about eating salad. I just tell you that I eat some salad. So, you know. If I could just put salad in a Pringles can, I'd be all set. Salad Pringles. They did have… They had quite a selection of Pringles. They had fully dressed Pringles, which I did not get. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I was hoping you'd enlighten me. I have no idea what that means. I looked at the can and I'm like, I don't know what this is going on about. But I had a weird feeling it included mayonnaise. And I'm not a big fan.And I think they had loaded baked potato Pringles. Okay. All right. You like that one? Okay. Yeah, I'd try it. Yeah, why not? And then they had the more pedestrian sour cream and onion and cheddar cheese Pringles. And the Western salad. And they had no regular Pringles. They were all out. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to live large today. I'm going to get the pizza Pringles and we're going to find out later. I'm going to break out the old wallet here and we're going to try it out. Tune in next week. Explosive diarrhea. See how well these pizza Pringles go over. Maybe my new addiction here. I don't know. Are you okay? You're acting a little weird tonight. I don't know. I've had some weirdness go on in my life. Oh, really? Okay. Well, there you go. I am high atop the Flynn building here. I own a mountain of Flynn. I was just telling Miles I'm on the 37th floor of this hotel. And a helicopter…was outside my window landing on a lower building. Yeah. I have never seen that before, and I probably won't see it again, I don't think. I've just seen Steve McQueen and Red Button. Dollar and Inferno. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, don't, please, don't. Don't jinx me. Next week, the… Don't jinx me. I'm in an infamous building as well. It's very infamous. I guess I'll say it. I am in what used to be called the Hyatt Regency in Kansas City. Yeah. And, you know, people have to be a little bit knowledgeable, but this is the site of the worst architectural failure in the United States ever. A hundred and some people died in this building back in the 80s. Is it haunted? We'll find out. I will report back. It'll be next week's show will be Pizza Pringles and possible dead ghost who fell from a balcony. And if you want to go see Bob, he's currently on the 10th floor in 1003 if you'd like to knock on that door. Yeah. You would love to have guests, especially really late at night. So if you want to go. I think I'm on a restricted floor, just so you know.Restricted? What's that? Well, when you're so high up in the building, you have to have a key card. Oh, I see. The elevator, like, does not go that high. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I didn't really want to talk about any of that, to be honest with you. Yeah, I'm surprised you did. You're Mr. Secret. Yeah, I usually don't disclose, but since no one's going to hear this until after I'm gone, it's fine. Um, no, I wanted to, I wanted to, uh, so this is more, this is more of a miles title story. I'll be honest with you. Every week. I hear this every week. I hear this. Except my normally wouldn't do, but, uh, you know, so, uh, recently my wife hurt her foot. Okay. And she had to have surgery. Mm hmm.And she's been kind of incapacitated because of this. And so, you know, she can't walk on her foot. And I've been helping her and so forth. And here's where the Miles title part comes in. I've been a little bit… Yeah, go ahead. A little bit ornery about it. Yeah, yeah. Because… you know, if you've listened to this, I have been laid up on more than one occasion because I've hurt myself and this goes all the way back to my college days when I tore my ACL and I haven't, I've been in the position that she's in where she's kind of a little bit helpless. Right. And I was helpless when we were younger. And she was not always the nicest. And there was a lot of, you know, come on, Bob, quit being such a pussy. You can't be in that much pain. Bob's spilling the tea tonight. Yeah. So I was like, and then now, of course,So what happened with me is I had laparoscopic surgery on my knee. I'd hurt my knee. I bent it backwards. And I had laparoscopic surgery. Basically, I bent it backwards and it stayed like that for, what, like two weeks or something before I get surgery? Anyway, I had surgery. And then when we were in college, and so we were living together in college, and I basically lived on the couch then for a good, weeks and I was like god I have this like one spot on my knee it feels like it's on fire and I'm in like such horrible horrible pain and then well do you come into the story a bit because I they gave me a bunch of Tylenol with codeine mm-hmm which which I took and then I couldn't stay awake all right and so I stopped taking it because I literally would just like not off randomlyAnd then I took it. And then you took it. Yeah. I took it for you. I thought we both should experience the same thing. You swung by. I go, God, this Tylenol with coating is killing me. I can't stay awake. You're like, oh, I could use a little bit of that. Yeah. And then you took the rest of it. And so anyway, so then my wife now has got Tylenol with coating and She's got a spot on her foot. She's like, oh, my God, this is the most painful, right? This one little spot. So whenever I finally got my bandages off and everything, it literally was like one. It was one of the entry points for the laparoscopic was what hurt so bad. It literally wasn't even more than a stitch. One stitch. It was driving me bonkers. And so now she's got one.because she had laparoscopy, too. She's got one stitch that is just driving her totally effing nuts. It's just the pain. It's searing. You know, the medicine doesn't even help. Oh, I'm waiting for those bandages to come off, because it's going to be one little knot. And so then, yeah, I can say, oh, now, look, she saw it. She saw my little stitch. She's like, oh, my gosh, you complained so much. I thought you were going to have a big, gaping hole in the side of your leg. Just one little knot. And I'm like, oh, my God. Baby Bob. Yeah. Oh, my. I got so much crap during that time period. Well, since then, too, because I've re-injured myself like several times. And I basically, you know, become somewhat immobile because of it.Packing on some pounds too. Yeah. Well, that, that too. Well, I, yeah, but that, but when I hurt my knee a couple of times, uh, since then and basically been on crutches and whatnot. So, um, yeah. And the other thing is you can't use crutches. Why? Well, she, I didn't realize that you couldn't know how to not use crutches, but yeah. She basically just almost falls over when she tries to use them all the time. And I'm like, you can't line them up. You've got to keep the crutch away from you. Right. The next thing I know, I'm walking with her, and she's got the crutch going, and then she's falling over. And I'm like, hey. I'm like, you can't do that. They're not like legs. They don't work like that. Basically, it's like you're leaning on them. You just have to have them at an angle. Anyway, yeah. I'm trying to help her, and I'm like, God, you're the worst goddamn person on crutches I've ever seen in my life. Oh, God. I didn't realize people had such a learning curve for this.I, that's weird. Have you ever been on crutches? I have no idea. Uh, I think I have. Yes. That's why you were in that big car wreck. So, uh, yes, that's true. That's true. You, you broke your pelvis or something. Yes, I did. I walked on a cane for a while. Yeah. Yeah. So you know how to use crutches. Yeah. You put them, you, you use them together. Okay. You kind of, uh, Uh-huh. They move together, and then you kind of move them yeah and you you know i don't know, once you get the hang of it, it's no big thing, but yeah imagine an adult would not grasp the concept of well she's never had to do it, ever. So. Yeah, it was always the first time. You know, so it's like, but i'm like, yeah, it's like remedial crutches. I'm like, oh my lordJust like I was in remedial band. That's righ