Amigo Punch

Bob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RcIioiRqWMM Bob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. Amigo Punch Bad AI Transcript you to get thirsty in the middle of the show for christ's sake yeah exactly Thank you. What are you drinking tonight, sir? Tea. Sweet tea? Sweet tea. Stevia? Yeah. Sugar? No, it's artificial flavor. Just checking. Just checking. Nope. Let's check in. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy. Easter's over now. Yeah, happy Easter. 2026, if you're keeping track. Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way. Right up, up, up. Bring in all the girls and boys. Baskets full of Easter toys. Until Miles Title shoots his head away. Huh? I don't know. You're violent. You got a shotgun for Easter. You're going to use it. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. So the… The foot healing continues over here at the Lament Household. Yeah, how's the cripple doing? She's doing good. I will tell you, discrimination is alive and well in this country. You just now figured that out? Yeah.Uh, very discriminatory behavior. So for whatever, well, we went, my daughter was in town for easter and we went out to dinner, you know, we'd like to go out to dinner oh yeah and uh there's a whole conversation because my wife is somewhat incapacitated currently with her foot surgery. about how we were going to get the young lady to the venue and get her into the venue and get her seated. It's very packed. It's a very busy place. The tables are close together. It's a very popular place that we like to go. There's a lot of concern about getting her in and out. It's kind of like a high-level… kind of Secret Service-y, presidential-coordinated kind of a situation here. Right. And so we made a plan.and executed it perfectly. And we're in… So they have all these little rooms, right? It's like this restaurant with all these rooms full of tables where people sit and eat, you know. They're fantasy rooms. It's not like a… No, it's not like a big open space. A lot of… It's really like a house. And, like, we were in a room with a fireplace. I don't know. Welcome to the large cock room. And… You're stuck in the gutter tonight, aren't you? Oh, I am. Okay. So we get her seated and everything and everything's good. She's in a place where she can't get run into by other people or anything accidentally or anybody kicking her foot or anything. Right. Protected. We've got our escape routes planned.So anyway, the next thing you know, this old guy comes in with like a walker and sits down at the table next to us. And I'm like, well, and then we were giggling, you know, because they're like, oh, this is the handicapped room. Let's make fun of the man who lived through the Holocaust. That's right. Let's make fun of him. Holocaust Bill, he survived and here he is as a steakhead. I hope not. He's just an old guy, had a walker. And so my daughter and I kind of looked at each other and we're like, I guess this is where they're putting all the people with disabilities. And then, no wonder we said that, another guy comes in on a little scooter thing. Yeah. And then another. And literally everyone around usIt was incapacitated in some way, shape, or form. They bring in some guy in an iron lung. Could you make room, please? Yeah, and then these one people finished and left, and they were replaced by another person with a handicap. Well, you don't know. And I'm like, is everything else up like a ramp or something or a slide? I don't… You know? Yeah. I'm like, how can this be? Do they just clump them together? Is this some law in St. Louis? Yeah, I don't know. If I go to the bathroom, am I going to walk through the Asian room or something like that? No, you can't go in there. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. This is the hot models room. Sorry. Sorry, sir. No Jews allowed.All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So, yeah, no, it was like it was like everybody was lumped in that room. Yeah. I mean, it was it was spooky because I mean, we were just joking. And the next thing I thought just happenstance that this guy shows up at about the same time, you know. Yeah. No, pretty much. Pretty much a good portion of the room had somebody with some kind of disability. Okay. I'm like, this cannot be happening, honestly. Yeah. And people just kept coming in, and you're like, oh. Yeah. Well, this place is packed. I'm telling you. Everything had to be timed out perfectly so that we didn't have to wait a long time to get a table, you know. Yeah. It wasn't one of those freedom flights, you know, where all those old guys get flown over to. No. John Cena didn't have a pack of children in there with him eating steaks or anything. John Cena.This is the wrestler's room. Yeah. No, this is, this is the, uh, uh, make a wish area. Yeah. Now it gets, it gets better. I got another, uh, story for you. You're seated in the pool. They don't eat salad room. No, no, no, no. So we're, we're just not about them. This happened tonight. This happened tonight. Yes. So, you know, she has a hard time getting around. So we were sitting, uh, downstairs in our usual spots next to each other in the living room. And she's getting up out of her chair and grabs a hold of her little scooter thing, her wheelie cart thing, knee scooter. And I'm like, where are you going? And she's like, oh, I'm going to the bathroom and then I'm going to go upstairs. And I'm like, oh, okay.Then she proceeds to fall into me fist first. And she cock punched me really hard. Like full body weight on the knuckles right in the crotch. Right in the dick. Yes. Why would she do that? I was leaned back. I was reclined. I was all open. Eyes closed. Yawning. Yeah, so I start screaming. And she's like, I'm sorry. But then she keeps pushing because she's trying to get back up on her one good leg. Yeah, right. She's trying to bounce off your thing. She's like, ding, ding. She's pushing herself back up off of my squishy parts. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I'm partially reclined. So I cannot. If I move the recliner. Yeah. I'm not gonna crush your leg or something. I'm like, I can't move until you get up. And she's like, I'm like, ah!And then she starts laughing. And she has to go to the bathroom. You know, I cannot wait to see the cartoon for this one that you're going to come. I don't even know how you're going to show this. Yeah, I don't know either. Wife punches husband in the dick in the recliner. I don't know. Blue cat takes it to the dick. Yeah. So then she finally gets to stand up. She's laughing. She's like, I'm going to pee myself. I can't get to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, Oh my Lord. I'm not going to survive this operation. Yeah, no kidding. You're going to be on a walker. Yeah, I'm like, God damn. I had to stand up because she pushed on me so hard that I needed to push everything back out, you know?everything retracted back in my body. Yes. It was like yeah like a forced turtle. My penis is like a turtle. I was like, Oh my Lord. I had to, you know, walk around a little bit, you know? Oh my God. I'm like, gosh, I've, I've de-aged. Yeah. A little bit later, and this is totally unintentional, but I had been putting off vacuuming and she finally got upstairs. Everybody was fine. She was laying with her foot elevated and I hit her in the foot with the vacuum hand. Accidentally. Totally accident. Her bad foot? Her bad foot, yeah. Sorry. So anyway, we're surviving. Oh my God. Barely. Who are those guys from the Muppet Show? Waldorf? Yeah, exactly. Stadler and Waldorf. Yeah, I was like, you guys were like Stadler.Yeah, it was, it was, uh, but the thing she couldn't get up, she just kept pushing. Yeah. Oh my Lord. Yeah. Wow. I mean, my kids are all grown up. I haven't been nutted like that for years where the kids like just run into you you know yeah oh yeah kids love to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Bunch of the nuts. She hasn't reached that fast for my penis in years. I feel like I'm 18 again. I'm back at McDonald's. I said, what's going on? So anyway, what's going on with you? I got punched in the penis. Did you really? No. For some reason, I think yours would be self-inflicted. That has happened, yes. No, I did not injure myself. Thank God. Injuries here lately. No injuries, no death, nothing. It was holiday weekend, but my kids are grown now and one son had to work and the other one had some other commitments. We really didn't do much for the holiday. So I thought,Why don't I watch a fuck movie? Oh, you, you set me up for that one, mister. I know before, before the show, Bob had mentioned his daughter was in town and she wanted to see a movie. I said, Oh, what an F movie. And he got a little upset by that. And I would joke that his daughter would say those words. So I thought, I'm going to watch a good religious movie. I'm going to watch an old Spanish movie from the early 1970s called The Tombs of the Blind Dead. I've never heard of this. It made absolutely no sense at all. Who made it? Alejandro Dronowski? I don't know. I have no idea. What's the name of it? I'm going to look it up. I think it's called Tombs of the Blind Dead. I have something to say here, too. I was going to watch this other movie I saw, but I knew it would have to be English subtitled. I could not find it in subtitles. I thought I might invite… La Noche del Terror Ciego. Yeah.I know it's one movie is a war movie. I was going to watch, but I go, I might have to have Miyagi come over here and like translate this movie. I like, no. Okay. So I watched