Albert and Ozzy

oin Andy and Scott—two intrepid explorers with the survival skills of a damp crisp packet—as they embark on an epic, hour-long odyssey to reach the historic Perthshire town of Crieff. Once there, they do what they do best: sit down, vaguely reference the town’s past, and veer wildly off-topic.In this episode: Andy’s brush with death in a caravan park toilet block (spoiler: it wasn’t the toilets that nearly got him). Scott’s flashback to Ozzy Osbourne—because why talk about Crieff when you can talk about the Prince of Darkness instead? Some actual history (probably). Maybe. If they remember.www.flashfictions.com