muje yaad hai vo baathen mere bachapan kee
Daddy kehthe the, "khota sikaa chalegaa nahi"
Mummy pyaar se khilaati daal, chaaval aur dahi
maan ke haathon ka vo jaadoo five star mein nahi
mar-mar ke milee college degree
meri job ek tragedy hai, joke salary

ek ladkee milee thi vo bhee dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baithaa hoon , koyi milee to sahee

ho, ਬੰਦਾ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ main
Ditto tere ਵਰਗਾ main
kaam galat koyi ਕਰਦਾ ਤੇ
phir naa usko ਛੱਡ ਦਾ main

kisi ladkee ko chede koyi, to dhishum
kare cheating aur khele koyi, to dhishum
mere India ko bura kahaa, to dhishum
jan gana pe naa khadaa hua , to dhishum

to dhishum
to dhishum
to dhishum

Bathroom mein kishor da ke gane gaata hoon
Katy Perry kee main photo sang leke nahaata hoon
mere aaju-baaju bikini mein babes ਨੱਚਦੀ
But, life koyi Honey Singh ka video nahi
din mein ko main chaahe jitna bhee hero hota hoon
raaton ko takiye kee jhappi leke sota hoon
kabhi-kabhi kisi party mein zyaada ho gayi
to yaad karke puraanee baathen khub rota hoon

ho, ਬੰਦਾ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ main
Ditto tere ਵਰਗਾ main
ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰੀ ਹੱਥ ਫੜ ਲਾਂ ਤਾਂ
phir ਕਦੀ nahi ਛੱਡਦਾ main

ram-rahim ladaae koyi, to dhishum
chhote baccho ko daraaye koyi, to dhishum
nasha karke jo aaye koyi, to dhishum
mere bhaaee ko sataae koyi, to dhishum

to dhishum
to dhishum
to dhishum

kabhi naa karoon main kaam koyi aisa kee jisase jhuke meri gardan
jeeta hoon chita hoon papa se siikhaa hoon
mujhpe kuch hai burden
jaise, hardam ghar chalaanaa hai jaise ya taise
Chote sapno ke liye jode Paise (paise, paise)
are, kaise-kaise kaam kare taaki naam bane
duniya dekh ke mujhako bhaijan ram ram kare
par dhyaan rahe, mujko kabhi naa chhed naa
dene mein ek dhishum mujko lagegee der naa

ho, ਬੰਦਾ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ main
Ditto tere ਵਰਗਾ main
kaam galat koyi ਕਰਦਾ ਤੇ
phir naa usko ਛੱਡ ਦਾ main

khud apanee badai karee, to dhishum
ratta maar ke padhai karee, to dhishum
rishwat leke kaam kiya, to dhishum
raste pe traffic jam kiya, to dhishum
Public bhadakaae koyi, to dhishum
meri bandee ko pataae koyi, to dhishum
chaalu picture mein phone baja, to dhishum
gaana sun ke naa aayaa mazaa, to dhishum

to dhishum
to dhishum
to dhishum

Writer(s): Pritam Chakraborty, Mayur Puri<br>Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com